They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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