Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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