You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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