Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
this just has baby written all over it
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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