all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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