Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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