but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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