theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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