my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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