Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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