I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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