My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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