But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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