I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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