why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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