why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
last night I used snow as a chaser
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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