normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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