I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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