I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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