Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Never joke about your clitoris.
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