i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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