Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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