What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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