Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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