at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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