Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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