Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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