who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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