I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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