This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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