ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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