i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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