I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ass is underappreciated
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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