I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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