i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
well you can't waste a boner
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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