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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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