no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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