Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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