Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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