she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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