i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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