I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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