Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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