..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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