it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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