My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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