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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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