Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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