no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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