Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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